They call me Michael Myers in the club the way I just stand there
x men teacher application is like “do you support lgbt” and if you don’t respond “I am lgbt” they throw your application out
The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
okay tumblr olds. tell me in the tags what piece(s) of media you've never seen/read/played despite them dominating your dash for months or years
Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home
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